Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the ...

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super ...

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the ...

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.

The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the ...

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris ...

Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.

The U.S Military has stopped dropping bombs in Iraq, and started dropping Chuck ...

The U.S Military has stopped dropping bombs in Iraq, and started dropping Chuck Norris, because he's cheaper and he does more damage.

After the doctor delivered Chuck Norris he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. ...

After the doctor delivered Chuck Norris he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. While he realized that Chuck was already breathing he did it merely for posterity.

The Japanese are the only other group of people who have made a worse mistake!

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you ...

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the ...

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not take showers, he just takes bloodbaths.

Chuck Norris does not take showers, he just takes bloodbaths.

If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you ...

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the ...

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the ...

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.

The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.

The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.

The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.