Showing posts with label Santa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Santa. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she ...

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?".

"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl.

"But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says,

"No, Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"

Friday, March 29, 2013

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she ...

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?".

"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl.

"But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says,

"No, Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she ...

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?".

"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl.

"But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says,

"No, Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Little Johnny wrote: "Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother!" ...

Little Johnny wrote: "Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother!"

Santa wrote back: "Send me your mother ..."

Friday, December 30, 2011

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she ...

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?".

"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl.

"But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says,

"No, Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down ...

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?

The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Saturday, September 3, 2011

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she ...

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?".

"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl.

"But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says,

"No, Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"

Saturday, August 27, 2011

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she ...

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?".

"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl.

"But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says,

"No, Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down ...

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?

The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she ...

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?".

"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl.

"But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says,

"No, Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"

Monday, June 6, 2011

Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?

Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?

Because he comes only once a year, down the chimney.

Monday, May 23, 2011

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she ...

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?".

"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl.

"But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says,

"No, Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"

Thursday, May 12, 2011

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she ...

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?".

"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl.

"But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says,

"No, Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"

Sunday, May 8, 2011

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she ...

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?".

"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl.

"But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says,

"No, Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"

Friday, April 15, 2011

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down ...

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?

The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she ...

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?".

"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl.

"But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says,

"No, Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down ...

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?

The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Little Johnny wrote: "Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother!" ...

Little Johnny wrote: "Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother!"

Santa wrote back: "Send me your mother ..."

Saturday, March 19, 2011

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she ...

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?".

"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl.

"But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says,

"No, Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"

Saturday, March 12, 2011

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she ...

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?".

"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl.

"But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says,

"No, Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"