Showing posts with label house. Show all posts
Showing posts with label house. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the ...

A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"

Monday, December 10, 2012

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

Monday, August 27, 2012

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned ...

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

Sunday, March 18, 2012

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned ...

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

Monday, December 26, 2011

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

Friday, December 23, 2011

Yo momma is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she ...

Yo momma is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."

Friday, October 14, 2011

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned ...

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

Sunday, September 11, 2011

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned ...

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned ...

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

Monday, July 25, 2011

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

Monday, July 11, 2011

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned ...

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the ...

A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned ...

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

Sunday, June 5, 2011

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned ...

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

Monday, May 30, 2011

A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the ...

A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"

Friday, May 27, 2011

A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the ...

A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Yo momma is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she ...

Yo momma is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."

Sunday, May 8, 2011

A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the ...

A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"