Showing posts with label peace. Show all posts
Showing posts with label peace. Show all posts

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity.

Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity.

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Friday, July 20, 2012

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car ...

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heavens gate waiting on St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can enter. While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up and they ask him. St. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has ever asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sit for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work out?" they wonder, "Are we stuck together forever?" St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven." "Great," says the couple, "but what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple. "Geez!" St. Peter exclaims, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer?"

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car ...

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heavens gate waiting on St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can enter. While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up and they ask him. St. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has ever asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sit for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work out?" they wonder, "Are we stuck together forever?" St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven." "Great," says the couple, "but what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple. "Geez!" St. Peter exclaims, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer?"

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Monday, August 15, 2011

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car ...

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heavens gate waiting on St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can enter. While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up and they ask him. St. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has ever asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sit for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work out?" they wonder, "Are we stuck together forever?" St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven." "Great," says the couple, "but what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple. "Geez!" St. Peter exclaims, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer?"

Thursday, June 23, 2011

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

The swallow.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

The swallow.

Monday, June 6, 2011

Saturday, May 7, 2011

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

The swallow.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Yo momma is so fat when she was lying on the beach Green Peace tried to push her ...

Yo momma is so fat when she was lying on the beach Green Peace tried to push her back in the water.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Yo momma is so fat when she was lying on the beach Green Peace tried to push her ...

Yo momma is so fat when she was lying on the beach Green Peace tried to push her back in the water.