Showing posts with label phone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label phone. Show all posts

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Friday, December 9, 2011

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Friday, July 22, 2011

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Thursday, March 24, 2011

One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. ...

One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.

"May I speak to your parents?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The police."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The firemen."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."

"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"

"Lookin for me."

Friday, March 4, 2011

One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. ...

One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.

"May I speak to your parents?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The police."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The firemen."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."

"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"

"Lookin for me."