How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
Ring up and say you cannot cum.
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Showing posts with label sperm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sperm. Show all posts
Friday, August 24, 2012
Friday, November 4, 2011
One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?
One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?"
The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."
The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.
So men can tell if they are coming or going.
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
What do men and sperm have in common?
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
Ring up and say you cannot cum.
Ring up and say you cannot cum.
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Saturday, June 4, 2011
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions.
They won't stop to ask directions.
Friday, May 27, 2011
One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?
One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?"
The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."
The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."
Friday, May 20, 2011
One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?
One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?"
The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."
The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions.
They won't stop to ask directions.
Saturday, April 2, 2011
What do men and sperm have in common?
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?
One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?"
The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."
The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."
Monday, March 14, 2011
One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?
One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?"
The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."
The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."
Thursday, March 3, 2011
One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?
One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?"
The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."
The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."
Monday, February 28, 2011
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions.
They won't stop to ask directions.
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