Showing posts with label violists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label violists. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They're not small enough to fit.

Monday, July 4, 2011

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.