Yo momma is so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. ...

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water.

His wife asks, "What's that for?" "It's for your headache." "I don't have a headache."

He replies, "Gotcha!"

Yo momma is so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.