Showing posts with label wears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wears. Show all posts

Monday, November 28, 2011

Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than ...

Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?

Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Yo momma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo momma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Yo momma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo momma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than ...

Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?

Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Yo momma is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.

Yo momma is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.