Showing posts with label earth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label earth. Show all posts

Friday, September 28, 2012

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. ...

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

The teacher asked Little Johnny: "How can you prove the earth is round?

The teacher asked Little Johnny: "How can you prove the earth is round?"

Little Johnny replied: "I can't. Besides, I never said it was."

Saturday, December 24, 2011

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. ...

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

Monday, November 28, 2011

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. ...

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

Sunday, May 29, 2011

The teacher asked Little Johnny: "How can you prove the earth is round?

The teacher asked Little Johnny: "How can you prove the earth is round?"

Little Johnny replied: "I can't. Besides, I never said it was."

Thursday, May 12, 2011

The teacher asked Little Johnny: "How can you prove the earth is round?

The teacher asked Little Johnny: "How can you prove the earth is round?"

Little Johnny replied: "I can't. Besides, I never said it was."

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

The teacher asked Little Johnny: "How can you prove the earth is round?

The teacher asked Little Johnny: "How can you prove the earth is round?"

Little Johnny replied: "I can't. Besides, I never said it was."

Sunday, April 24, 2011

The teacher asked Little Johnny: "How can you prove the earth is round?

The teacher asked Little Johnny: "How can you prove the earth is round?"

Little Johnny replied: "I can't. Besides, I never said it was."

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Thursday, March 17, 2011

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. ...

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

The teacher asked Little Johnny: "How can you prove the earth is round?

The teacher asked Little Johnny: "How can you prove the earth is round?"

Little Johnny replied: "I can't. Besides, I never said it was."

Sunday, March 13, 2011

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. ...

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."