A cowboy from Montana and a cowboy from California are on a sheep drive. They have been out for weeks and have been pulling sheep out of the mud and working really hard. Eventually they come across a sheep with her head stuck in the fence.
They are both very lonely, so the cowboy from Montana says "I'm first!" and he drops his pants and mounts the sheep. When he is finished, he steps back, looks at the California cowboy, and says "You're next".
The California cowboy drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.
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Showing posts with label sheep. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sheep. Show all posts
Friday, April 12, 2013
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
A pimp.
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
A cowboy from Montana and a cowboy from California are on a sheep drive. They ...
A cowboy from Montana and a cowboy from California are on a sheep drive. They have been out for weeks and have been pulling sheep out of the mud and working really hard. Eventually they come across a sheep with her head stuck in the fence.
They are both very lonely, so the cowboy from Montana says "I'm first!" and he drops his pants and mounts the sheep. When he is finished, he steps back, looks at the California cowboy, and says "You're next".
The California cowboy drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.
They are both very lonely, so the cowboy from Montana says "I'm first!" and he drops his pants and mounts the sheep. When he is finished, he steps back, looks at the California cowboy, and says "You're next".
The California cowboy drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.
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Tuesday, January 24, 2012
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
A pimp.
Sunday, January 1, 2012
A cowboy from Montana and a cowboy from California are on a sheep drive. They ...
A cowboy from Montana and a cowboy from California are on a sheep drive. They have been out for weeks and have been pulling sheep out of the mud and working really hard. Eventually they come across a sheep with her head stuck in the fence.
They are both very lonely, so the cowboy from Montana says "I'm first!" and he drops his pants and mounts the sheep. When he is finished, he steps back, looks at the California cowboy, and says "You're next".
The California cowboy drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.
They are both very lonely, so the cowboy from Montana says "I'm first!" and he drops his pants and mounts the sheep. When he is finished, he steps back, looks at the California cowboy, and says "You're next".
The California cowboy drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.
Labels:
California,
cowboy,
drive,
Montana,
sheep
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
A pimp.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
A cowboy from Montana and a cowboy from California are on a sheep drive. They ...
A cowboy from Montana and a cowboy from California are on a sheep drive. They have been out for weeks and have been pulling sheep out of the mud and working really hard. Eventually they come across a sheep with her head stuck in the fence.
They are both very lonely, so the cowboy from Montana says "I'm first!" and he drops his pants and mounts the sheep. When he is finished, he steps back, looks at the California cowboy, and says "You're next".
The California cowboy drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.
They are both very lonely, so the cowboy from Montana says "I'm first!" and he drops his pants and mounts the sheep. When he is finished, he steps back, looks at the California cowboy, and says "You're next".
The California cowboy drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.
Labels:
California,
cowboy,
drive,
Montana,
sheep
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
A pimp.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
A pimp.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
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