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Tuesday, October 23, 2012

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on ...

Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"

Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on ...

Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"

Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on ...

Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"

Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on ...

Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"

Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."