Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
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Showing posts with label blondes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blondes. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Sunday, November 25, 2012
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Saturday, August 4, 2012
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Friday, June 15, 2012
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
Data transfer.
Data transfer.
Monday, March 26, 2012
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It ...
Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said Betty.
"Bet you $10 he won't," replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.
"I can't take your money," said Betty. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."
"No, no. Take it," said Amber. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
"Bet you $10 he won't," replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.
"I can't take your money," said Betty. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."
"No, no. Take it," said Amber. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
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Wednesday, January 18, 2012
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop.
Some traffic signs say stop.
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Saturday, October 15, 2011
What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Saturday, October 8, 2011
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Saturday, September 17, 2011
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Thursday, August 11, 2011
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
It takes too long to retrain them.
Friday, July 1, 2011
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Monday, June 13, 2011
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Friday, June 3, 2011
Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Sunday, May 29, 2011
What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
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