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Showing posts with label difference. Show all posts
Showing posts with label difference. Show all posts
Friday, April 5, 2013
Thursday, February 21, 2013
What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
A microwave stops when you open the door.
A microwave stops when you open the door.
Monday, February 4, 2013
What is the difference between God and a social worker?
What is the difference between God and a social worker?
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.
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Saturday, January 5, 2013
What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
There have been sightings of UFO's.
There have been sightings of UFO's.
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blonde,
difference,
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Thursday, November 15, 2012
What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
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Monday, September 17, 2012
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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Thursday, September 6, 2012
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
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Sunday, August 5, 2012
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody ...
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
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between,
death,
difference,
nobody
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
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paycheck,
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Saturday, March 17, 2012
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
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Monday, March 12, 2012
What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Your job still sucks after 6 months.
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blonde,
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?
Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?
The used car salesman knows when he's lying.
The used car salesman knows when he's lying.
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and O. J. Simpson?
What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and O. J. Simpson?
Christopher Reeves got the electric chair ... and OJ walked!
Christopher Reeves got the electric chair ... and OJ walked!
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Wednesday, December 28, 2011
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
E.T. phoned home.
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difference,
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Thursday, December 8, 2011
What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best ...
What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian?
Only the first one can make you smile.
Only the first one can make you smile.
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bombing,
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Dresden,
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Wednesday, November 30, 2011
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop.
Some traffic signs say stop.
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blondes,
difference,
signs,
traffic
Friday, November 18, 2011
What's the difference between a Lady in the church and lady in the bathtub?
What's the difference between a Lady in the church and lady in the bathtub?
One has Hope in her Soul and One has Soap in her Hole!
One has Hope in her Soul and One has Soap in her Hole!
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Thursday, November 3, 2011
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
The bonds mature.
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bonds,
difference,
government
Monday, October 17, 2011
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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between,
difference,
trampoline,
viola,
Whats
Sunday, September 25, 2011
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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difference,
trampoline,
viola,
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